我:工作之余来一场说走就走的旅行

\u003cp>据说这是今年最潮流的“手机壳”,你!有没有爱上它啊?\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cimg src="/uploads/allimg/210105/092T94U9-0.jpg" />\u003c/p>\u003cp>▼\u003c/p>\u003cp>用塑料袋做成的裙子,就是不知道有谁敢去挑战一下。\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cimg class="empty_bg" data-lazyload="https://x0.ifengimg.com/ucms/2020_50/6D52776819AF3D83240AD7EE2566102305F66421_w440_h782.jpg" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP" style="background-color:#f2f2f2;padding-top:177.72727272727275%;" />\u003c/p>\u003cp>▼\u003c/p>\u003cp>我:看在你们这么“开心”的份上我就多吃几个了……\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cimg class="empty_bg" data-lazyload="https://x0.ifengimg.com/ucms/2020_50/47EBE4578F90C2531FD69F4F4DE8EBC427275E06_w400_h503.jpg" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP" style="background-color:#f2f2f2;padding-top:125.75%;" />\u003c/p>\u003cp>▼\u003c/p>\u003cp>我:工作之余来一场说走就走的旅行。\u003c/p>\u003cp>老板:回来!你个臭小子给我回来!\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cimg class="empty_bg" data-lazyload="https://x0.ifengimg.com/ucms/2020_50/927FE5A7A2DB4477B25010D7FF5B4301DE99DADB_w450_h558.jpg" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP" style="background-color:#f2f2f2;padding-top:124%;" />\u003c/p>\u003cp>▼\u003c/p>\u003cp>哥!咱们能不能别唱了!你身前的Holle Kitty都已经“受不了”了……\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cimg class="empty_bg" data-lazyload="https://x0.ifengimg.com/ucms/2020_50/1E5C3EC839B395F4DD6FAED24D086F5E9933D2AE_w400_h538.jpg" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP" style="background-color:#f2f2f2;padding-top:134.5%;" />\u003c/p>\u003cp>▼\u003c/p>\u003cp>室友在我的批评下终于开窍了,希望他能就此脱单吧,希望了。\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cimg class="empty_bg" data-lazyload="https://x0.ifengimg.com/ucms/2020_50/5563A6585C985A9B60F65A2955CB8F98A755C638_w440_h563.jpg" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP" style="background-color:#f2f2f2;padding-top:127.95454545454545%;" />\u003c/p>\u003cp>▼\u003c/p>\u003cp>老爸:你在干什么?\u003c/p>\u003cp>孩子:老爸!我发现了一只“超大”的虫子!\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cimg class="empty_bg" data-lazyload="https://x0.ifengimg.com/ucms/2020_50/1542E09324D52256BFBA9705DE77683A5291C2F4_w440_h503.jpg" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP" style="background-color:#f2f2f2;padding-top:114.31818181818181%;" />\u003c/p>\u003cp>▼\u003c/p>\u003cp>二哥:果然洗澡具有“美白”功效:\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cimg class="empty_bg" data-lazyload="https://x0.ifengimg.com/ucms/2020_50/27EB651E4FDBC888CAFBA0CE852C2BEC47EA7985_w430_h502.jpg" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP" style="background-color:#f2f2f2;padding-top:116.74418604651163%;" />\u003c/p>\u003cp>完!\u003c/p>

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